09 June 2013
The sign of a presidency turned sour: I thought about writing an article called The Top 10 Worst Presidential Terms – a more fascinating argument than Worst Presidents, as our opinions of those men are predicated upon the administrations that sandwiched theirs – but I didn’t write that article, yet, because I’m reasonably confident the [...]
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06 June 2013
1. Pedophile Night at the Pepsi Center 2. Millions of bees 3. Replacing Coors with Icehouse 4. Drafting Darko in 2003 5. Making Rocky a Klansman 6. Changing the team colors to royal purple and gold 7. $ ∞ tickets 8. Semi-automatic t-shirt cannons 9. Vinny Del Negro plus total control 10. A ban on [...]
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08 May 2013
As you may have guessed from the title, this was originally going to be an article for Cracked. However, their process for new submissions resembles a Mesozoic tar pit crossed with the bureaucracy of a DMV in Detroit. To their credit, a lot of those dinosaurs probably had it coming, licenses are issued, and daily [...]
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01 May 2013
Ever wonder about the exact depth of LeBron James’ attempted murder in Cleveland, pre-Irving? Of course you do. It occupies the space in our minds next to the ‘Do I Still Like Tiger Woods?’ tissue. Our friends at CableTV.com have the answer. [...]
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29 April 2013
With the ever-present threat of budget cuts, an uncapped deficit heading toward the rubicon, and a nation left with only uncertainty, the heroics of the Republican party once again answered the falconer Thursday evening with an airtight economic plan. “We’re going fishing,” Rep. Paul Ryan announced on the Senate floor to captivated cheers. “America is [...]
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16 April 2013
I have a few certainties in life: Everyone likes The Beatles and everyone has a friend who pretends they’re just OK. The NBA was rigged from the very late 1990s to the early 2000s. Jordan left basketball because of gambling. Michael Jackson was innocent. Bush didn’t knock down the Towers. Our cable news will never [...]
30 March 2013
Dear ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, PBS and Every Exec of Real Import (Sorry SyFy), Speaking as someone who has mostly unsubstantiated opinions and relies heavily on the Chinese for work (I just happen to live there, in this case), I believe I fit the bill for all target demographics. Gay, straight, old, fat, young, male, [...]
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19 March 2013
Rules for writing seem counter-intuitive, if you really think about them. The best writing seeks to live within these rules, for the sake of others actually engaging with the text, and yet prose of the highest level should feel like it is escaping its own constraints. High school teachers are perpetually employed under the dictum [...]
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17 March 2013
The following was written by long-time friend and even longer-time Raider Hater, Steve Prager. We once saw the Broncos play against, and lose to, the quarterback tandem of JaMarcus Russell and Charlie Frye at home. That probably has something to do with the NFL draft and busts, or whatever, but mostly I wanted to remember [...]
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22 February 2013
30 Rock recently completed its swan song in a season that matched Ray Lewis’s in every respect and overshadowed anything Daniel “Women Aren’t Funny Now Let’s Watch YouTube” Tosh will ever do one-hundredfold. True, we lost a lot as the lights dimmed on a great show and the trainwreck that featured the Fart Doctor, respectively. [...]
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Chris O'Toole (Colorado State '12) is pursuing a Screenwriting MFA at Chapman University. He has worked for Livestrong, CBS, Examiner and other publications. Love, hate, and job offers can be sent to: chris@o2lsports.com
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