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The sign of a presidency turned sour: I thought about writing an article called The Top 10 Worst Presidential Terms – a more fascinating argument than Worst Presidents, as our opinions of those men are predicated upon the administrations that sandwiched theirs – but I didn’t write that article, yet, because I’m reasonably confident the [...]

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With the ever-present threat of budget cuts, an uncapped deficit heading toward the rubicon, and a nation left with only uncertainty, the heroics of the Republican party once again answered the falconer Thursday evening with an airtight economic plan. “We’re going fishing,” Rep. Paul Ryan announced on the Senate floor to captivated cheers. “America is [...]

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Today I want to welcome O2LSports’ first guest post to the site. Allison Morris from OnlinePsychologyDegree.net took to wondering how often apocalyptic predictions like those of the Mayans have been taken seriously. The paranoia is as follows: Picture courtesy of OnlinePsychologyDegree.net

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Full disclosure: I am not a Libertarian. I am not a Republican, nor am I a Democrat. I voted for McCain in 2008 because of his experience and, after Obama’s four years in office, I now think the right person was elected. The sad thing about America is that, given all of this information, only [...]

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It’s hard to put into words how awful that leaked video was for Mitt Romney. Those comments could have been made in any other context and his poll numbers wouldn’t be dropping as severely as they are now; it had to be a $50,000-a-plate dinner with old cronies and it had to be a secret [...]

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Lovely day for football! Lovely day! The fans are filling in now, full capacity expected. It’s 72 degrees here. There’s the coach now trotting out to midfield. He’s got that steely glare. Hard to imagine his boys have lost their last three with that glare. They’re not boys. They’re men, they’re men so long as [...]

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LOGIC-DEVOID POCKET OF SPACE — A hyper-dimensional spacecraft jettisoned from Earth eight years ago finally reached its destination of Planet 141X with all eight passengers safely touching down in the estrogen-heavy atmosphere. Preliminary photos and video showed no signs of life, but at 4 p.m. today, the scientists reported having made contact with mysterious life [...]

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Let’s play word association: Kony. If your mind rushed to “child enslaver”, congratulations: you haven’t been on the internet in the past two weeks. If your mind rushed to “drunken public masturbator on a California sidewalk at three in the afternoon”, don’t bother cutting yourself because you already know you bleed the stars and stripes. [...]

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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — After countless televised pizza gaffes, flubs, and screw-ups, employees of Domino’s Pizza unilaterally agreed that the only recourse was, and is, dying. When the resolution was proposed during a recent teleconference call, all 103 regional managers shrugged and said “eh, sure”, more or less. The company will roll out corresponding commercials [...]

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The advent of spam has brought its due frustration and, in many cases, the utter and complete end of people biologically and/or financially. But for every sob story of a gullible individual who was electronically duped, robbed, and stranded in London with his only leads being a fake facebook profile and a disconnected cell phone [...]

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