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40 Things Better For Nuggets Fans Than Kroenke

1.  Pedophile Night at the Pepsi Center 2. Millions of bees 3. Replacing Coors with Icehouse 4. Drafting Darko in 2003 5. Making Rocky a Klansman 6. Changing the team colors to royal purple and gold 7. $ ∞ tickets 8. Semi-automatic t-shirt cannons 9. Vinny Del Negro plus total control 10. A ban on [...]

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LeBron James Is Underpaid (via CableTV)

Ever wonder about the exact depth of LeBron James’ attempted murder in Cleveland, pre-Irving? Of course you do. It occupies the space in our minds next to the ‘Do I Still Like Tiger Woods?’ tissue. Our friends at CableTV.com have the answer.                           [...]

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2013 NFL Draft Predictions

The following was written by long-time friend and even longer-time Raider Hater, Steve Prager. We once saw the Broncos play against, and lose to, the quarterback tandem of JaMarcus Russell and Charlie Frye at home. That probably has something to do with the NFL draft and busts, or whatever, but mostly I wanted to remember [...]

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The Steroid Hate

It’s a bad sign for sports that this article could have been written five years ago with the same complaints. Namely: are we ever going to use the groundbreaking technology at our disposal, or are we going to meekly refer to the players’ ever-dwindling rights to privacy? But this isn’t an essay about inaction on [...]

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Promoted Content: WiredSport

The following is a promoted advertisement written by a third party. O2LSports did not write the article. Protect Your Dome and See Danger Coming Snowboarding is popular because it is fast-moving, exhilarating and full of constantly changing courses and potential obstacles around every hill or corner. It’s that same lurking danger, like hidden rocks and [...]

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Suitable Alternatives to Gary Bettman

As the NHL lockout wears on, the vitriol continues to seep down from Canada until even the United States cannot help but notice the bad juju. Even in the company of David ‘My Way or Highway’ Stern and Roger ‘Zero Fucks Given About Player Safety Slash The Fans’ Goodell, Bettman looks bad. And he is [...]

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Promoted Content: The Upcoming NFL Season Forecast

Editor’s Note: The following was written and produced by a third party, and is a promoted advertisement. O2L Sports did not write the article. The NFL, America’s favorite pastime, is back in full swing. The New York Giants, defending Super Bowl champions, and their archrivals, the Dallas Cowboys, will be exciting to watch. Millions of [...]

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How to Be a Fantasy League Commissioner (As Written By a Failure)

In sophomore or junior year of college, I sent out a feeler Facebook status to see whom would be interested in joining a fantasy football league. This was by no means a declaration that I had created a league for other to join at my benevolent choosing. But it soon wound up that, for lack [...]

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The Expiration Date of the LeBron Beef

In all likelihood, LeBron James will have his arms around the O’Brien Trophy before the weekend. It’s a moment that few of us are emotionally prepared for, even after last year’s close call. Call it the Bargaining stage of things, but I don’t think we have too much left to be mad at him about. [...]

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My Weird History as a Denver Sports Fan

I’ve heard all the jinxes, curses, losing streaks, dynasties, freak injuries, and heartbreaks. Sports are great because each fan has his war story to tell, whether it’s the team that almost was or the ball that just barely missed. I do not presume to have a more tragic or incredible story than anyone out there, [...]

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Chris O'Toole (Colorado State '12) is pursuing a Screenwriting MFA at Chapman University. He has worked for Livestrong, CBS, Examiner and other publications. Love, hate, and job offers can be sent to: chris@o2lsports.com

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