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Promoted Content: WiredSport

Promoted Content: WiredSport

The following is a promoted advertisement written by a third party. O2LSports did not write the article. Protect Your Dome and See Danger Coming Snowboarding is popular because it is fast-moving, exhilarating and full of constantly changing courses and potential obstacles around every hill or corner. It’s that same lurking danger, like hidden rocks and […]

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Suitable Alternatives to Gary Bettman

Suitable Alternatives to Gary Bettman

As the NHL lockout wears on, the vitriol continues to seep down from Canada until even the United States cannot help but notice the bad juju. Even in the company of David ‘My Way or Highway’ Stern and Roger ‘Zero Fucks Given About Player Safety Slash The Fans’ Goodell, Bettman looks bad. And he is […]

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Promoted Content: The Upcoming NFL Season Forecast

Promoted Content: The Upcoming NFL Season Forecast

Editor’s Note: The following was written and produced by a third party, and is a promoted advertisement. O2L Sports did not write the article. The NFL, America’s favorite pastime, is back in full swing. The New York Giants, defending Super Bowl champions, and their archrivals, the Dallas Cowboys, will be exciting to watch. Millions of […]

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How to Be a Fantasy League Commissioner (As Written By a Failure)

How to Be a Fantasy League Commissioner (As Written By a Failure)

In sophomore or junior year of college, I sent out a feeler Facebook status to see whom would be interested in joining a fantasy football league. This was by no means a declaration that I had created a league for other to join at my benevolent choosing. But it soon wound up that, for lack […]

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The Expiration Date of the LeBron Beef

The Expiration Date of the LeBron Beef

In all likelihood, LeBron James will have his arms around the O’Brien Trophy before the weekend. It’s a moment that few of us are emotionally prepared for, even after last year’s close call. Call it the Bargaining stage of things, but I don’t think we have too much left to be mad at him about. […]

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The Dead-End of Basketball

The Dead-End of Basketball

Come with me for a second to fantasy land. Let’s pretend that the parity problem is somehow resolved. Teams of superstars are not battling each other every year for the title. Dynasties become as tough to establish as those in hockey. Everyone is paid properly. The NBA is making as much as the NFL. Guess […]

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Scientists Discover Desolate Planet Populated By Cosmopolitan Magazine Staff

Scientists Discover Desolate Planet Populated By Cosmopolitan Magazine Staff

LOGIC-DEVOID POCKET OF SPACE — A hyper-dimensional spacecraft jettisoned from Earth eight years ago finally reached its destination of Planet 141X with all eight passengers safely touching down in the estrogen-heavy atmosphere. Preliminary photos and video showed no signs of life, but at 4 p.m. today, the scientists reported having made contact with mysterious life […]

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How Kickstarter Might Just Save Us From Ourselves

How Kickstarter Might Just Save Us From Ourselves

Let’s play word association: Kony. If your mind rushed to “child enslaver”, congratulations: you haven’t been on the internet in the past two weeks. If your mind rushed to “drunken public masturbator on a California sidewalk at three in the afternoon”, don’t bother cutting yourself because you already know you bleed the stars and stripes. […]

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20 Sports Nicknames for Athletes Who Need Them

20 Sports Nicknames for Athletes Who Need Them

It’s a testament to the egotism of sports stars that they give themselves sports nicknames. It’s a testament to the sycophantic nature of fans that we allow them to be King James and the Black Mamba. I, personally, have many nicknames that I embrace but I did not create them. My favorite nickname is Dursky […]

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David Stern Counteroffers $4 for French Dip, Tomato Soup, Steak Diane, Lemon Meringue Pie, and a Drink to be Named Later

David Stern Counteroffers $4 for French Dip, Tomato Soup, Steak Diane, Lemon Meringue Pie, and a Drink to be Named Later

CHICAGO, Ill. — Trade talks re-opened Friday at Chicago’s “The Cheesecake Factory” when NBA commissioner David Stern sent a proposal to restaurant owner David Overton that would effectively send an appetizer, two entrees, a dessert and a beverage to Stern’s belly while Overton would tentatively receive four crisp one dollar bills plus a bonus if […]

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