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40 Things Better For Nuggets Fans Than Kroenke

1.  Pedophile Night at the Pepsi Center 2. Millions of bees 3. Replacing Coors with Icehouse 4. Drafting Darko in 2003 5. Making Rocky a Klansman 6. Changing the team colors to royal purple and gold 7. $ ∞ tickets 8. Semi-automatic t-shirt cannons 9. Vinny Del Negro plus total control 10. A ban on [...]

LeBron James Is Underpaid (via CableTV)

Ever wonder about the exact depth of LeBron James’ attempted murder in Cleveland, pre-Irving? Of course you do. It occupies the space in our minds next to the ‘Do I Still Like Tiger Woods?’ tissue. Our friends at CableTV.com have the answer.                           [...]

2013 NFL Draft Predictions

The following was written by long-time friend and even longer-time Raider Hater, Steve Prager. We once saw the Broncos play against, and lose to, the quarterback tandem of JaMarcus Russell and Charlie Frye at home. That probably has something to do with the NFL draft and busts, or whatever, but mostly I wanted to remember [...]

The Steroid Hate

It’s a bad sign for sports that this article could have been written five years ago with the same complaints. Namely: are we ever going to use the groundbreaking technology at our disposal, or are we going to meekly refer to the players’ ever-dwindling rights to privacy? But this isn’t an essay about inaction on [...]

Promoted Content: WiredSport

The following is a promoted advertisement written by a third party. O2LSports did not write the article. Protect Your Dome and See Danger Coming Snowboarding is popular because it is fast-moving, exhilarating and full of constantly changing courses and potential obstacles around every hill or corner. It’s that same lurking danger, like hidden rocks and [...]

Suitable Alternatives to Gary Bettman

As the NHL lockout wears on, the vitriol continues to seep down from Canada until even the United States cannot help but notice the bad juju. Even in the company of David ‘My Way or Highway’ Stern and Roger ‘Zero Fucks Given About Player Safety Slash The Fans’ Goodell, Bettman looks bad. And he is [...]

The Steroid Hate

16 February 2013

It’s a bad sign for sports that this article could have been written five years ago with the same complaints. Namely: are we ever going to use the groundbreaking technology at our disposal, or are we going to meekly refer to the players’ ever-dwindling rights to privacy? But this isn’t an essay about inaction on [...]

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Use Interactive Learning Service for Cisco 640-816 Certification Exam

29 January 2013

Want to advance your career? The Cisco Certification 640-816 Exam is crucial to your success and Interactive Learning is how you can achieve it. The Cisco 640-816: Interconnecting Cisco Networking Devices Part 2 exam obviously follows Part 1 and is one of the exams related to the Certified Network Associate certification, and a necessary step [...]

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How Many Times Has the World Ended?

16 January 2013

Today I want to welcome O2LSports’ first guest post to the site. Allison Morris from OnlinePsychologyDegree.net took to wondering how often apocalyptic predictions like those of the Mayans have been taken seriously. The paranoia is as follows: Picture courtesy of OnlinePsychologyDegree.net

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Why Authors Kill Themselves

28 December 2012

Before we go any further, look at this list. Look at this motherfucking list. It is not usually within O2LSports’ policy to be vulgar without merit, but are you fucking kidding me with that shit? This list doesn’t even include painters, rock stars, actors, or even attempted writer suicides. 291 entries for ‘famous writer suicides’. [...]

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Why a Third Party Matters

08 November 2012

Full disclosure: I am not a Libertarian. I am not a Republican, nor am I a Democrat. I voted for McCain in 2008 because of his experience and, after Obama’s four years in office, I now think the right person was elected. The sad thing about America is that, given all of this information, only [...]

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An Analysis of Allen Ginsberg

17 October 2012

Allen Ginsberg stands in the rare company of being an author whose name invokes a deluge of sentiments, eras, movements, and anecdotes. For Shakespeare, readers think of the king of playwrights; for Defoe, readers think of “the first novelist”; for Voltaire, Wilde, and Moliere: “satirist”; for Kerouac, Ginsberg, and the Beat poets: “revolution”. But even [...]

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Choose Your Own Adventure: Taken 2

17 October 2012

Taken 2 took it in the teeth with the critics, but for all the wrong reasons. None of the critics seemed to mention just what a horrible father Liam Neeson portrayed in this movie. About halfway through the film, I wondered why they didn’t call it Taken Away By Social Services. The best way to [...]

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Promoted Content: WiredSport

13 October 2012

The following is a promoted advertisement written by a third party. O2LSports did not write the article. Protect Your Dome and See Danger Coming Snowboarding is popular because it is fast-moving, exhilarating and full of constantly changing courses and potential obstacles around every hill or corner. It’s that same lurking danger, like hidden rocks and [...]

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Suitable Alternatives to Gary Bettman

10 October 2012

As the NHL lockout wears on, the vitriol continues to seep down from Canada until even the United States cannot help but notice the bad juju. Even in the company of David ‘My Way or Highway’ Stern and Roger ‘Zero Fucks Given About Player Safety Slash The Fans’ Goodell, Bettman looks bad. And he is [...]

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Ten Reasons to Listen to Fleet Foxes

04 October 2012

I might be violating the highest rule of this band’s likely-hipster following – that is, never encourage anyone to like the same things as you, in the interest of the preservation of the “individual” – but I love these guys too much. So let them come at me with Pitchforks. I regret that I have [...]

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Chris O'Toole (Colorado State '12) is pursuing a Screenwriting MFA at Chapman University. He has worked for Livestrong, CBS, Examiner and other publications. Love, hate, and job offers can be sent to: chris@o2lsports.com

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